The English Language Needs Standardization
April 4th, 2008 Adam
The English language is the most pieced together language on Earth. It has the most words, the most idiotic pronunciations, and the weirdest rules. Just imagining attempting to learn English as a foreign language gives me the shivers.
I’ve collected some poems about English that exemplify reasons for my annoyance. They give a chuckle, and also make you realize how stupid some things are:





